before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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