Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I pour the whiskey from now on
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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