morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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