Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
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Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me