shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I need a burrito and a hug.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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