So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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