Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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