My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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