If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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