do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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