New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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