so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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