I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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