just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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