So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
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Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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