Your dad touched me again.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
you will always have a special place in my vag
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
