ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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