oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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