She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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