we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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