i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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