Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
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I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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