I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I have post one night stand depression
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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