The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
