i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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