he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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