Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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