super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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