forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
do herpes really smell.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You made out with two different species that night
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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