so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
