I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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