he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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