Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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