I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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