I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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Just took my morning after pill in the library
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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