Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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