Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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