There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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