haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Can't talk, ducks in the car
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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