What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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