so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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