worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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