Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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