You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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