Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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