apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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