Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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