she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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