i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
50% drunk capacity currently
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Randomize
