Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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