That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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