The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Shame - the story of my life.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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