90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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