I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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