Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
There r osticjed everywhere
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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