your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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